The Sex Meme
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red_peril1. Do you like it rough or sensual? Sensual
2. Do you prefer to be with the opposite sex or the same sex? or both? At the moment? Yes.
3. How often do you like to have sex? Often enough.
4. Is sex a top priority for you? No.
5. Do you have sex face to face with your partner? Yes.
6. How often do you get drunk and have wild, crazy sexy with a complete stranger? I do not.
7. How do you feel about one night stands? I prefer relationship.
8. How many one night stands have you had? Three.
9. What's your favorite position? Not your business.
10. Where's your favorite place to have sex? Bed? Who writes this drivel?
11. Do you prefer to make love or fuck? Love.
12. Have you ever watched porn while having sex? No. That is also none of your business.
13. How long do you usually foreplay before doing the deed? People actually time these things?
14. Do you get off first or do they? Do you care? Get off? Like get off bus?
15. Do you like kissing during sex? Who doesn't?
16. Do you moan? If so, are you loud or quiet? Also not your business.
17. Do you prefer your partner to be loud or quiet? I do not care.
18. Does size matter (for girls-- dicks/for guys-- boobs)? What? Who measures?
19. How old were you when you lost your virginity? NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
20. How many sexual partners have you have in the last month? One.
21. What does your favorite foreplay include? I am not answering this.
22. Do you ever play with yourself during the act? Or this.
23. Do you prefer to sleep with randoms or one person? One person.
24. Have you ever done anal? If so, did you like it? AGAIN NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
25. When and where was your wildest sex ever? See above.
26. What's your ultimate sexual fantasy? Also see above.
27. Have you ever done porn? No.
28. Have you ever had sex for money? Absolutely not.
29. Have you ever bribed someone to sleep with you? NO
30. Is the sex still good when you're cheating? I do not know. I do not cheat.
31. During sex... what are you thinking about? The person I am with.
32. Do you prefer the top or the bottom at first? I do not understand question.
33. How many positions do you like to do during one episode? We are having 'episodes' of sex now?
34. Do you ever worry about how you're pleasing your partner? I like to please my partner. I do not worry about it.
35. Could you live without sex? Maybe.
36. How often do you find sex boring? I must not do it enough, I have not gotten bored yet.
37. How long does a typical sexual episode last for you? You set timer? And we are having episodes again?
38. Do you like to perform oral sex? NOT YOUR BUSINESS.
39. Do you like to receive oral sex? I am a man. What do you think?
40. Have you ever taped yourself in the act? Taped? Like duct tape? No.
41. Have you ever had a 3-some? 4-some? 5-some? See 38
42. Have you ever had interracial sex? Pass.
43. Have you ever been caught in the act? No.
44. Have you ever had sex while at work? Pass.
45. Have you ever had sex while at school? Pass.
46. What is something that you would never consider doing? What? Like answering these stupid questions?
47. Have you ever had sex on drugs? No.
48. Would you ever have sex in public? NO
49. What's your biggest turn on? Strong woman.
50. Do you spit or swallow? Spit or swallow what?
51. How many times have you gotten off in one night? I am not counting measuring or timing anything.
52. Would you let other people watch you have sex live? NO
53. Have you have ever had sex in front of your best friend? NO
54. Have you ever had sex with your best friend's b/f or g/f? NO
55. Do you ever have sex in the shower?
56. What's the weirdest place you've ever done it? Weird? Why would I have sex in weird place?
57. What was the biggest age difference with a partner? I don't know.
58. Do you feel you are up to par in bed? Not your business, but yes.
59. Are you still gonna have sex when you're 70? If everything still works, probably.
60. What was your most embarrassing sexual moment? I refuse to answer this.
61. How old is "too young" to have sex your in opinion? Why do you ask?
62. Do you like to be completely naked or clothed? Either when it is necessary.
63. Have you ever done it on a boat/yacht? No.
64. What's the most public place that you can think of that you've had sex at? I have never...
65. Do you like having sex in cars? If so, driver seat, passenger, or back? I am almost two meters tall. What do you think?
66. Do you wear protection as often as you should? I always have my weapon.
67. Has any of your one night stands resulted in a child that you know of? No
68. If you're over 18, have you ever had sex with someone under 18? Nyet
69. Do you prefer to sleep with someone older or younger than you? Why does this matter?
70. What's the perfect size? (for girls-- inches in dicks/for guys-- cup size)? What is it with this obsession of measuring? Is this a typical question for Americans?
71. Have you ever done S&M sex (chains,whips,etc.)? Not your business.
72. Have you ever slept with someone out of pity? Why would I do that?
73. Can you remember who gave you the best sex of your life? Yes and they are none of your business.
74. If you could sleep with ANYONE, who would it be? I sleep with the person I would want to sleep with.
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Date: 2016-02-05 02:37 pm (UTC)Number 66, A guy always needs his weapon.
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Date: 2016-02-05 02:44 pm (UTC)Da, always be prepared.
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Date: 2016-02-05 02:50 pm (UTC)You know 'weapon' is a euphemism, yeah?
[that'll teach me to duplicate icon keywords on different accounts...]
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Date: 2016-02-05 02:54 pm (UTC)Da. Still is true for both.
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Date: 2016-02-05 03:02 pm (UTC)Yah, the alternative makes my eyes water.